DOTLAN EveMaps

We are the guardians of the most sacred treasure in the universe. Without it, all life would cease to exist in every meaningful way.

Don't believe us? Perhaps some of the following historic testimonies will clear your doubts;


"Disco is not dead." - Joseph Stalin

"Without Disco, I wouldn't be here today." - Jimmy Saville

"In the end, Disco is all that matters." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"My greatest ideas often came to me after a hard night of Disco." - Nikola Tesla

"I'd often go to the Disco to check my eyesight." - Dominic Cummings

"I recommend the same to all my patients, hard Disco is the key to good health" - Harold Shipman


We look forward to seeing you under the great cosmic discoball.

HAIL DISCO.